George John Jordan Thomas Aquinas Hayward, Optimist honed his motivational approach by lectoring at St. Pius X Catholic Church beginning at age 6 and by pushing through low self-esteem stemming from his obesity.

After obtaining Swine Flu in 2009, he lost the weight—but kept the lessons. 

A well-endowed (this refers to his penis) curator of good vibes and fried chicken, Hayward stands up to help people calm down, believe more in themselves, and question assumptions that may hold them back. He calls this delivering The Good News. 

In this way, Hayward motivates the People regularly at The Daily Press in Brooklyn. He’s a three-time champion at the famous Harlem Nights Paid-By-the-Bell competition, where he tied the house record for 42 bells in roughly 5 minutes. Hayward went on to spend the entirety of his prize money on fried chicken. His favorite hip hop producer is J Dilla.

This might be a good time to add that Hayward’s manager is Josh Thies (pronounced ‘tease’).

Finally, Hayward wrote this bio in the third person because he believes it looks more professional that way. He said, “The Lord Always Delivers!” 🦒