George John Jordan Thomas Aquinas Hayward, Optimist honed his motivational approach by lectoring at St. Pius X Catholic Church beginning at age 6 and by pushing through low self-esteem stemming from his obesity.

After obtaining Swine Flu in 2009, he lost the weight—but kept the lessons. 

A well-endowed (this refers to his penis) curator of good vibes and fried chicken, Hayward stands up to help people calm down, believe more in themselves, and question assumptions that may hold them back. He calls this delivering The Good News. 

Hayward’s a 5x winner of the Harlem Nights Paid-by-the-Bell Competition, he was featured at QED as a rising star, and he recently taped his first 30-minute special, ‘Message to Democrats.’ His favorite hip hop producer is J Dilla. He’s also a data scientist and attorney, and his app Sound Recipe has a 5-star rating in the App Store.

Finally, Hayward wrote this bio in the third person because he believes it looks more professional that way. He said, “The Lord Always Delivers!” 🦒